22 years ago 

petcrparker:

make me choose: anonymous asked: “joey richter or joe walker

"There is a parallel world where my house is always stocked with forks and printer paper, and i bet parallel me really takes it for granted"

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
harry: *does anything*
me: HE S SSOO FUCK ING CUT E I MCNFDY ICJNG HOW D D I LCOCOENH I M OSOXM U H

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

edwardspoonhands:

Get outta here Ferg Face.

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